Roses are red, violets are blue, I built this house for you and me. 6 days a week with blistered hands, making walls that would always withstand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I caught you cheating on me for another dude. My heart was broken and torn in half, our house broke apart a little to fast
Roses are red, violets are blue, this brick is red because of you. You said you loved me, but that was a lie, I grabbed this brick cause you must die.
Sunday, October 11, 2015
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Life advice
Well you see, girls are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck I'm afraid of toasters.
The fastest way to a woman's heart, is through her rib cage.
You never know what you have, until you clean your room.
Hey I'm not a serial killer, we should get dinner sometime.
When nothing is going your way, your probably driving on the wrong side of the road
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and leave the world wondering what the hell you did wrong.
Walk a mile in my shoes and you will be a mile away and have my shoes.
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. Today however, it will be with alcohol
Going diarrhea in your boyfriends mouth, tapping it closed and ticking him until poop comes out of his noes
No, I don't like you or dislike you. I nothing you.
The fastest way to a woman's heart, is through her rib cage.
You never know what you have, until you clean your room.
Hey I'm not a serial killer, we should get dinner sometime.
When nothing is going your way, your probably driving on the wrong side of the road
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and leave the world wondering what the hell you did wrong.
Walk a mile in my shoes and you will be a mile away and have my shoes.
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. Today however, it will be with alcohol
Going diarrhea in your boyfriends mouth, tapping it closed and ticking him until poop comes out of his noes
No, I don't like you or dislike you. I nothing you.
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